CAR WASH

SORRY I HAVEN'T POSTED FOR AWHILE, MY CAR

NEEDED WASHING AGAIN.

I WENT TO THE CAR WASH AND I HAD TO HAVE

THEM RE-WASH THE CAR THREE TIMES.. THEY

KEPT MISSING SPOTS... SO IF YOU DONT HEAR

FROM ME FOR A WEEK OR SO YOU'LL KNOW

WHERE I'M AT.

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A FEW FUNNY JOKES

As An airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and annouces, "If I'm

going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman".

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on the plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says , "Here iron this!".

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The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the lounge room and I said to her

"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machines

and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens just pull the plug".

She got up, unplugged the tv and threw out my beer.

MY GARDEN

BEFORE







UP GOES THE RETAINING WALL









"COME ON BOYS BEER AND BBQ"

Bloody little thieves, either kids or people that just couldnt afford to buy there own plants, we probably had roughly 30-40 plants stollen, and it still happens to this day but not as often.










The finishing touch, not bad for someone that doesnt have a green thumb, if I can do it anyone can.

HADEN "THE GUN"

My step son Haden 16 turning 26 im sure, Haden has lived with myself & Colin since he was 4 years of age. A little about him .. He will kill me when he see's this but he's very affectionate, kind, naughty, cheaky but most of all he would do anything for you. Haden is currently in year 10 would like to pursue a carreer in Media. Here are a few poses of Haden with his cousin taking the photo's, he definately isnt shy!!!!

At the age of 14 Haden had braces put on his teeth and am glad to reveal the finished product, They look fantastic.
Was definately worth every penny.. As you will see.

2004

2006

LEARNING TO SWIM

Timothy (7) & Kara (4) have been having swimming lessons for awhile now. Timothy & Kara can not wait to go up to Nanny's at summer time to swim in the pool.






Liam (3) his very first swimming lesson - waiting patiently for his swimming lesson to start








Liam was very hesitant about what he was suppose to do, but the instructor wasnt overly fussed as they like the little ones to get to know and trust them first.





Kara learning water safety with her instuctor, Kara has come along way, theres noway you would have got her head under water now I cant keep her out of the water, a bit nerve racking for me but im getting used to it










Timothy is doing well accationally gets told of for doing bombs in the pool but boys will be boys.
Timothy believes he doesnt need his floaties this summer.. is he in for a shock!!!



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Learning to swim is a vital skill for all ages, especially children.

Ensuring your child receives quality teaching is important because larning to swim is a skill for life. Having your child "learn to swim" by a qualified teacher will ensure they are provided with appropriate skills.

However water familiarisation is no subsitutute for adult supervision. Rember, always keep watch when children are in and around water.

SOME POOL SAFETY RULES

1. Never leave small children unsupervised- even for a few seconds.

2. Put Fencing around the pool area to keep people from using the pool without your knowledge.

3. Keep children away from pool filters as the suction force may injure them or prevent them from surfacing.

4. Be sure all pool users know how to swim. Learners should be accompanied by a good swimmer.

5. Dont swim alone or allow others to swim alone.

6. Check the pool area reguarly for glass bottles, toys or other potentional accident hazards.

7. Dont allow anyone who has been drinking alcohol to use the pool.

8. Keep CD players radios and other electrial devices away from pools and nearby wet surfaces.

9. Stay out of the pool during rain and lightning storms.

10. Never dive into water before checking the water depth before plunging into an pool.

SWIM SAFE

"WHO'S LOOKING OUT FOR YOU"

UP UP AND AWAY

As long as I've known Colin (14 years) hes wanted to go up in a Tigermoth plane. This year he got his wish.

Colin was quite calm and excited to arrive at RAAF, then was asked the question "would you like mild acrobatics" he didnt think about it for long before he answered "no", and I wouldn't be doing my job as a wife if I didnt persuade him to change his mind. You will might never get the chance again.. "go for it "I say. .. "Okkkkk" responded Colin. Put the leathers on and refill the plane then we are off. I would be lying if i said he wasnt nervous, (He did better than me, you wouldnt get me in one of those if my life depended on it).
Click Click getting lots of photos, and off he goes.



The Joyflight was a 45 minute scenery tour of the beaches and city of Melbourne.

Time for the plane to come back in, I go outside in waiting for the view of the plane to come in sight, then before i know it he has landed.. White as a Ghost I must say, I have a video of Colin kissing the ground as he got out.


Then afterwards to the RAAF (Royal Australian Airforce) Museum, to see spectatuclar airoplanes and all the old equipment they used on & off the planes. If I had been bloging by then I would no doubt have plenty of photos.