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Friday, April 13, 2007


A few home remedies that may come in handy by personal favourite would have to be the mouse trap.. what is yours???


If you are chocking on an ice cube, dont panic.

Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your

throat and presto the blockage will be removed


Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing

vegetables by geting someone else to hold

them while you chop away.


Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting

the toilet seat by simply using the sink.


For high blood pressure suffers, simply cut

yourself and bleed for a few minutes,

thus reducint the pressure in your veins. Remember

to use a timer.


A moustetrap, places on top of your alarm clock, will

prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep

after you hit the snooze button.


If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,

then you will be afraid to cough.


Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer

and you will forget all about the toothache.


Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of

life really are:

You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it

doesnt move and should use the WD-40, If it shouldn't

move and does, use the duct tape.


Remember, Everyone seems normal until you get to know

them. So be brief with people


Never pass up an opputunity to go to the bathroom

Thursday, April 12, 2007


Hope the Easter Bunny came to all, now its time to work of those calories.

(think the calories went straight to my

Enjoyed time with my family at Yarrawonga the weather was superb.

With the solar system on the pool, the kids didnt waste anytime getting in.

The Kids enjoyed there chocolate breakfast, then of to the Sunday markets.

(btw mum, thx for that roudy toy gun, I will bring it up next time we
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