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EIGHT IS ENOUGH: HOME REMEDIES

EIGHT IS ENOUGH

Friday, April 13, 2007

HOME REMEDIES


A few home remedies that may come in handy by personal favourite would have to be the mouse trap.. what is yours???


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If you are chocking on an ice cube, dont panic.



Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your



throat and presto the blockage will be removed






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Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing



vegetables by geting someone else to hold



them while you chop away.






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Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting



the toilet seat by simply using the sink.






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For high blood pressure suffers, simply cut



yourself and bleed for a few minutes,



thus reducint the pressure in your veins. Remember



to use a timer.






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A moustetrap, places on top of your alarm clock, will



prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep



after you hit the snooze button.






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If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,



then you will be afraid to cough.






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Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer



and you will forget all about the toothache.






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Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of



life really are:



You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it



doesnt move and should use the WD-40, If it shouldn't



move and does, use the duct tape.






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Remember, Everyone seems normal until you get to know



them. So be brief with people






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Never pass up an opputunity to go to the bathroom

14 Comments:

  • At 14 April, 2007, Blogger Jeanette said…

    HI Joanne. I think the only remedy to work here might be the mouse trap it when it goes off, ouch !!
    love mum

     
  • At 14 April, 2007, Blogger Pamela said…

    oh - love the WD40 and duct tape.

     
  • At 14 April, 2007, Blogger Peter said…

    Good luck in the recovery room!!!

     
  • At 14 April, 2007, Blogger Raggedy said…

    Some of my favorites!
    I like the added pictures!
    Have a wonderful day!
    *^_^
    (=':'=) hugs
    (")_ (")Š from
    the Cool Raggedy one

     
  • At 15 April, 2007, Blogger Donna said…

    I'm definately a WD-40 and Duct tape girl.

    Cheers
    Donna

     
  • At 18 April, 2007, Blogger Janice said…

    Hi Little Jen,

    I vote for the duct tape and wd40, so I guess it's unanimous.

    Janice!

     
  • At 20 April, 2007, Blogger Jim said…

    I use both duck tape and WD40.

    I am counting up the bathroom times for me while we were out today, at least eight.
    ..

     
  • At 21 April, 2007, Blogger Meow said…

    WD40 and duct tape should be in everyone's kitchen drawer, car, garage ... everywhere !!!
    What a fun list.
    Take care, Meow

     
  • At 21 April, 2007, Blogger Sorlil said…

    these are hilarious, esp the toilet seat and the mousetrap!!

     
  • At 25 April, 2007, Blogger Gwen said…

    Hi Darls.
    I enjoyed your home remedy tips,
    the mouse trap would sure get you out of bed.
    And did you know toilet seats can also be a problem,how do you think
    "E.T.got his long neck. Ha!Ha!

     
  • At 01 May, 2007, Blogger The Ramblin Irishman said…

    I have just finished reading all the blogs of my favorite Australian women and you are all a hoot. I liked the WD-40 and Duct tape the best too although the blood pressure one caught my eye since I have the problem. Hmmmmm, I wonder if it really will work. If I never blog again you will know I waited too long while draining. Have a nice day and behave yourself.

     
  • At 01 May, 2007, Blogger Meow said…

    After this morning's performance, I think I will be putting a mouse trap on my Chicky's alarm clock (tee-hee !!)
    Take care, Meow

     
  • At 27 May, 2007, Blogger Jim said…

    Hi LJ -- We are back (early) now. I've even posted my status!
    I hope you are ok! April 13 is a long time ago?
    ..

     
  • At 28 May, 2007, Blogger Raggedy said…

    Have a wonderful day!
    *^_^
    (=':'=) hugs
    (")_ (")Š from
    the Cool Raggedy one

     

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