HOME REMEDIES

A few home remedies that may come in handy by personal favourite would have to be the mouse trap.. what is yours???

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If you are chocking on an ice cube, dont panic.

Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your

throat and presto the blockage will be removed

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Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing

vegetables by geting someone else to hold

them while you chop away.

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Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting

the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

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For high blood pressure suffers, simply cut

yourself and bleed for a few minutes,

thus reducint the pressure in your veins. Remember

to use a timer.

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A moustetrap, places on top of your alarm clock, will

prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep

after you hit the snooze button.

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If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,

then you will be afraid to cough.

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Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer

and you will forget all about the toothache.

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Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of

life really are:

You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it

doesnt move and should use the WD-40, If it shouldn't

move and does, use the duct tape.

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Remember, Everyone seems normal until you get to know

them. So be brief with people

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Never pass up an opputunity to go to the bathroom