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Friday, April 13, 2007


A few home remedies that may come in handy by personal favourite would have to be the mouse trap.. what is yours???


If you are chocking on an ice cube, dont panic.

Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your

throat and presto the blockage will be removed


Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing

vegetables by geting someone else to hold

them while you chop away.


Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting

the toilet seat by simply using the sink.


For high blood pressure suffers, simply cut

yourself and bleed for a few minutes,

thus reducint the pressure in your veins. Remember

to use a timer.


A moustetrap, places on top of your alarm clock, will

prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep

after you hit the snooze button.


If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,

then you will be afraid to cough.


Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer

and you will forget all about the toothache.


Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of

life really are:

You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it

doesnt move and should use the WD-40, If it shouldn't

move and does, use the duct tape.


Remember, Everyone seems normal until you get to know

them. So be brief with people


Never pass up an opputunity to go to the bathroom


  • At 14 April, 2007, Blogger Jeanette said…

    HI Joanne. I think the only remedy to work here might be the mouse trap it when it goes off, ouch !!
    love mum

  • At 14 April, 2007, Blogger Pamela said…

    oh - love the WD40 and duct tape.

  • At 14 April, 2007, Blogger Peter said…

    Good luck in the recovery room!!!

  • At 14 April, 2007, Blogger Raggedy said…

    Some of my favorites!
    I like the added pictures!
    Have a wonderful day!
    (=':'=) hugs
    (")_ (")Š from
    the Cool Raggedy one

  • At 15 April, 2007, Blogger Donna said…

    I'm definately a WD-40 and Duct tape girl.


  • At 18 April, 2007, Blogger Janice said…

    Hi Little Jen,

    I vote for the duct tape and wd40, so I guess it's unanimous.


  • At 20 April, 2007, Blogger Jim said…

    I use both duck tape and WD40.

    I am counting up the bathroom times for me while we were out today, at least eight.

  • At 21 April, 2007, Blogger Meow said…

    WD40 and duct tape should be in everyone's kitchen drawer, car, garage ... everywhere !!!
    What a fun list.
    Take care, Meow

  • At 21 April, 2007, Blogger Sorlil said…

    these are hilarious, esp the toilet seat and the mousetrap!!

  • At 25 April, 2007, Blogger Gwen said…

    Hi Darls.
    I enjoyed your home remedy tips,
    the mouse trap would sure get you out of bed.
    And did you know toilet seats can also be a problem,how do you think
    " his long neck. Ha!Ha!

  • At 01 May, 2007, Blogger The Ramblin Irishman said…

    I have just finished reading all the blogs of my favorite Australian women and you are all a hoot. I liked the WD-40 and Duct tape the best too although the blood pressure one caught my eye since I have the problem. Hmmmmm, I wonder if it really will work. If I never blog again you will know I waited too long while draining. Have a nice day and behave yourself.

  • At 01 May, 2007, Blogger Meow said…

    After this morning's performance, I think I will be putting a mouse trap on my Chicky's alarm clock (tee-hee !!)
    Take care, Meow

  • At 27 May, 2007, Blogger Jim said…

    Hi LJ -- We are back (early) now. I've even posted my status!
    I hope you are ok! April 13 is a long time ago?

  • At 28 May, 2007, Blogger Raggedy said…

    Have a wonderful day!
    (=':'=) hugs
    (")_ (")Š from
    the Cool Raggedy one


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