HOME REMEDIES
A few home remedies that may come in handy by personal favourite would have to be the mouse trap.. what is yours???
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If you are chocking on an ice cube, dont panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your
throat and presto the blockage will be removed
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Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by geting someone else to hold
them while you chop away.
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Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting
the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
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For high blood pressure suffers, simply cut
yourself and bleed for a few minutes,
thus reducint the pressure in your veins. Remember
to use a timer.
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A moustetrap, places on top of your alarm clock, will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.
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If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,
then you will be afraid to cough.
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Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer
and you will forget all about the toothache.
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Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of
life really are:
You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
doesnt move and should use the WD-40, If it shouldn't
move and does, use the duct tape.
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Remember, Everyone seems normal until you get to know
them. So be brief with people
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Never pass up an opputunity to go to the bathroom
14 Comments:
At 14 April, 2007, Jeanette said…
HI Joanne. I think the only remedy to work here might be the mouse trap it when it goes off, ouch !!
love mum
At 14 April, 2007, Pamela said…
oh - love the WD40 and duct tape.
At 14 April, 2007, Peter said…
Good luck in the recovery room!!!
At 14 April, 2007, Raggedy said…
Some of my favorites!
I like the added pictures!
Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one
At 15 April, 2007, Donna said…
I'm definately a WD-40 and Duct tape girl.
Cheers
Donna
At 18 April, 2007, Janice Seagraves said…
Hi Little Jen,
I vote for the duct tape and wd40, so I guess it's unanimous.
Janice!
At 20 April, 2007, Jim said…
I use both duck tape and WD40.
I am counting up the bathroom times for me while we were out today, at least eight.
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At 21 April, 2007, Meow (aka Connie) said…
WD40 and duct tape should be in everyone's kitchen drawer, car, garage ... everywhere !!!
What a fun list.
Take care, Meow
At 21 April, 2007, Marion McCready said…
these are hilarious, esp the toilet seat and the mousetrap!!
At 25 April, 2007, Gwen said…
Hi Darls.
I enjoyed your home remedy tips,
the mouse trap would sure get you out of bed.
And did you know toilet seats can also be a problem,how do you think
"E.T.got his long neck. Ha!Ha!
At 01 May, 2007, The Ramblin Irishman said…
I have just finished reading all the blogs of my favorite Australian women and you are all a hoot. I liked the WD-40 and Duct tape the best too although the blood pressure one caught my eye since I have the problem. Hmmmmm, I wonder if it really will work. If I never blog again you will know I waited too long while draining. Have a nice day and behave yourself.
At 01 May, 2007, Meow (aka Connie) said…
After this morning's performance, I think I will be putting a mouse trap on my Chicky's alarm clock (tee-hee !!)
Take care, Meow
At 27 May, 2007, Jim said…
Hi LJ -- We are back (early) now. I've even posted my status!
I hope you are ok! April 13 is a long time ago?
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At 28 May, 2007, Raggedy said…
Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one
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