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EIGHT IS ENOUGH: My Famous Words

EIGHT IS ENOUGH

Sunday, February 18, 2007

My Famous Words

What can I say..


"IF I CAN DO IT, ANYONE CAN"

(carport erected and painted by yours truly.. to existing garage)


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CAKE OR BED

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS...HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?

IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY

FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!

THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.TO WHICH HE REPLIED,

FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.

I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS, HE SAYS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?

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SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!

10 Comments:

  • At 18 February, 2007, Blogger RUTH said…

    And a great job you've done too!

     
  • At 18 February, 2007, Blogger Jeanette said…

    Hi Joanne.
    Nice smile for the camera.

    The carport looks good, and that will block the prying eyes.
    (((Hugs))) Love Mumxxx

     
  • At 19 February, 2007, Blogger Peter said…

    Good on ya Betty.

     
  • At 19 February, 2007, Blogger Pamela said…

    impressive

     
  • At 19 February, 2007, Blogger Raggedy said…

    What a great job on the car port!
    Impressive!
    Love the quick joke and this one. They are a couple of my fovorites.
    Some of them are so good I laugh just as hard when I read them again!

    Have a wonderful day!
    *^_^
    (=':'=) hugs
    (")_ (")Š from
    the Cool Raggedy one

     
  • At 19 February, 2007, Blogger Merle said…

    Hi Joanne ~~ Clever girl and a great job. You are not just a pretty face!!
    The joke was hilarious, hadn't seen it before. The aborigine one was good also. Thanks for your visit, glad you enjoyed the jokes. I can't
    imagine life without air conditioning
    or ducted cooling that I have. Doubt if I would survive. Take care Joanne, Love, Merle.

     
  • At 19 February, 2007, Blogger Cazz said…

    Hey sis,

    Come on .. I know .. you are just posing for the camera !!!

    Looks good .. any complaints from you know who, while it was being constructed??

    Ahhhh, love the Betty crocker .. might just have to use that one myself.

    Cuddles to all
    Cazz
    xxx000xxx

     
  • At 21 February, 2007, Blogger Meow said…

    Great job on the carport ... whoo-hoo, you go girl !!
    Have a grat week.
    Take care, Meow

     
  • At 22 February, 2007, Blogger Donna said…

    Hi JO,
    I have a picture which is 18 years old, you holding a paint brush with your tiny shorts, long hair, and gorgeous 'lOOK AT ME SMILE' pretending to paint some fascia on my 1st home.
    I had devaju the minute I turned on your blog.
    LOL
    Donna

     
  • At 26 February, 2007, Blogger Gazza said…

    Hi Scruff you paint exceptionaly well... How come the overspray paint was on Col's clothes????...
    wait a minute no paint on you.....

    The Plot thickens!!!

     

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