HOME REMEDIES
A few home remedies that may come in handy by personal favourite would have to be the mouse trap.. what is yours???
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If you are chocking on an ice cube, dont panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your
throat and presto the blockage will be removed
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Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by geting someone else to hold
them while you chop away.
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Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting
the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
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For high blood pressure suffers, simply cut
yourself and bleed for a few minutes,
thus reducint the pressure in your veins. Remember
to use a timer.
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A moustetrap, places on top of your alarm clock, will
prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep
after you hit the snooze button.
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If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives,
then you will be afraid to cough.
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Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer
and you will forget all about the toothache.
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Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of
life really are:
You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
doesnt move and should use the WD-40, If it shouldn't
move and does, use the duct tape.
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Remember, Everyone seems normal until you get to know
them. So be brief with people
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Never pass up an opputunity to go to the bathroom
posted by Jo @ Friday, April 13, 2007
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